Hey. I'm Andy.

Burger enthusiast, post-ironic narcissist, and recipient of the 1998 Nobel Prize in Funk.

Based in Honolulu, I run GMB Fitness, a company that helps regular people learn to move like athletes. I also teach martial arts and do growth consulting for online businesses, but the majority of my time is devoted to my family and reading metafiction.

I'd love to have a beer with you some time.

You can find contact info on my blog, or just hit me up on Twitter.