If you have a body, you’re an athlete.
People love to quote this bullshit.
Oh. Is it too soon to say it’s bullshit? Sorry.
Fitness marketers love this definition of athlete, because it so simply sells the concept of the “fitness lifestyle,” which necessitates the purchase pro-grade accessories for mundane daily activities like walking your dog.
If you think you need $100 pants to practice yoga or workout, you are a sucker.
A complete dupe.
You are not an athlete.